Joke of the Day

Joke of the day:

A German asks a Mexican if they have any Jews in Mexico. The Mexican says, “Sí, we have orange jews, apple jews, and grape jews!”           

Joke of the day

Joke of the day:

Q: Did your hear about the man with a broken left arm and broken left leg?
A: Don't worry he's "ALRIGHT" now!

Joke of the day

Joke of the day:

Q: What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
A: I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

Joke of the day

Joke of the day:

Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
A: "Put it on my bill."

Joke of the day

Joke of the day:

I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there

Joke of the day

Joke of the day:

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.

Joke of the day

Joke of the day:

Q: How do trees access the internet?
A: They log in.